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[13 Oct 2009|04:30pm] |
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I always liked "White Riot" by The Clash, but somehow, I think it was a bad idea. After seeing all of the riotous townhall meetings, I have seen what a white riot looks like, and I just want to smack all of them in the face.
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| These might be the dumbest signs ever... |
[12 Sep 2009|06:00pm] |
Besides the obvious "LOL - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SOCIALISM IS", (which isn't even in this picture, but in another one-off picture from the article this came from) the signs in this picture are all a degree of "WTF?"
"Trade freedom for security..... You will have neither." I think that's something the left's been using since about eight years ago. Actually, pretty-much exactly eight years-ago... As soon as 9/11 was over. Now the right is apparently using it... And I fail to see any relevance at all to the healthcare debate (which is what this protest is about, apparently).
"Just say no to Chicago-style politics." Sure, an easy-enough idea, but again, I'm failing to see the relevance - other than "OMG OBAMA WAS BORN IN CHICAGO, THAT MEANS HE IS LIKE OTHER POLITICIANS FROM CHICAGO" - which isn't relevance at all other than gross generalization.
"Jesus is the Messiah not Obama." Well, personally, I think he could be the Messiah. It's up to people to choose who they want as their savior, and if somebody chooses Obama, then that makes him the Messiah, too. It's just a meaningful as people choosing Jesus as their Messiah, anyway.
I'm not really getting the "NAZIS/ASTROTURF!" thing, but that might be because I am simply ignorant of something (might be the first time I admitted to being ignorant - though, I imagine, based on the sign, whatever it is, I'm better off not knowing about).
Also, from the article:
Others are waving U.S. flags and holding signs reading "Go Green Recycle Congress" and "I'm Not Your ATM."
I'm pretty sure we recycle congress constantly, as the same people often get elected and re-elected for 20 year periods...
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| Boy am I glad for voicemail! |
[22 Jul 2009|06:00pm] |
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If it weren't for voicemail, I would've missed the important call earlier, informing me that my tux for my wedding was ready at the Mens Wearhouse in Freehold, NJ! I also would've missed another message from the same people a few weeks ago, letting me know that my entire groom's party had yet to get fitted for their tuxedos!
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| FINISH HIM! |
[18 Jul 2009|12:00pm] |
I just saw the most ridiculous car ever.
It was a white Cadillac somethingorother. It was trimmed in a bright, icy blue (a little duller than Empyrean country-color blue).
I took it to be a cab at first... Then I read the front bumper. On the left (my left) it said "Finish him!" and on the right "Sub-Zero".
Yes, folks, I saw a car used to advertise its owners favorite Mortal Kombat character. And if you think the silliness ends there...
I wanted to get a closer look, and I really wish I hadn't. On the hood was more icy-blue stuff: An icy blue Mortal Kombat logo... And words on the top and bottom of it. The words in question? "Sub-Zero" and "wins!"
I wish the guy wasn't standing there waxing it at the time, or I would've taken a fuckload of pics of it to amuse the world with.
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| My pet peeve: |
[17 Jul 2009|01:45pm] |
People that say "Han shot first".
Han didn't shoot first.
Han is the only mother fucker that shot. He shot Greedo fucking dead-to-rights, and that green bastard didn't even see it coming. He had no chance to shoot at all.
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[16 Jul 2009|04:45pm] |
Just now, a 16 year-old kid visited a website I sometimes go to when I'm bored, and he didn't know what the phrase "homicidal tendancies" meant. He didn't lack an understanding of it because the phrase was confusing, though. His complete lack of understanding it was due to the fact that he thought both words were "big words", and he didn't know what they meant.
When prompted about it, he said "I'm only 16, it's not like I've been to college or anything yet. Give me a break."
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| I was shooting for a month without an entry... |
[23 Jun 2009|12:00am] |
But I was bored just now, so you get one.
However, it's not very interesting.
Firstly, I would like to apologize to anybody that posted in the scavenger hunt thing, because I kind-of forgot about it completely and never participated in the one on DA at all. But I'm now slowly catching up with the requests.
Secondly, I would like to say that if you get enough mosquito bites and some of them bruise, you could end up looking like a heroin addict.
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[30 Apr 2009|04:15pm] |
Anyone else tired of swine flu? I certainly am.
Let's talk about something more important and deadly: Seasonal flu.
Now THAT's a pandemic.
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| You ever just have one of those days (or week)... |
[17 Apr 2009|02:15am] |
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Have you ever had one of those days or weeks or months where everything just "makes sense"?
Because the last two days have been that for me. Maybe even the last month... I've felt sick some of the time (stupid weather keeps messing with my sinuses), but when I'm not feeling sick, I'm feeling like a million dollars AIG's bailout money.
And the last two days, everything has just made sense in my life.
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| So... |
[01 Apr 2009|01:30am] |
I think I'm gonna get a mail-order bride.
Yeah, yeah, that's a crazy idea. But... Think about it. I get money, a house slave, and sex!
And, I can cheat on her because she can't divorce me until she's a citizen!
It's pretty brilliant. I'm also pretty serious about this. I'm looking into the details right now. Probably the strangest idea I've ever had, but one of the most profitable!
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| You all should be made aware of their existence... |
[19 Mar 2009|12:00pm] |
Because they're out there, and they pose a danger to your health:
The 20 MOST Ridiculous Complaints Made by Holidaymakers
One complains that there are fish in the sea and nobody told them. Those stupid fish scared the children.
Another complains that, on their trip to India, they had a hard time finding a restaurant that didn't serve curry. They fucking hate curry!
One person complained that everybody spoke Spanish and that there were too many foreigners. One can only assume they went to Spain or some other Spanish-speaking country.
To one person, the beach was too sandy.
And yet another felt inadequate on his honeymoon once he saw an Elephant's erect penis.
Read the rest... They're all gems in their own little way.
But, if you know any of these people... STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM.
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| So... |
[07 Mar 2009|03:30pm] |
I was reading some statistics on religion and the make-up of many religions.
Why is it that 65% of Wiccans have bachelors degrees, and 25% have masters degrees? These numbers are ridiculously higher than any other religion in the world. If they are so fucking educated, shouldn't they know that wicca is a fucking modern bullshit joke of a religion and not some ancient religion?
This is like like if 100% of scientologists were to have doctorates!
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| I wish it were a joke... |
[04 Mar 2009|01:30pm] |
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But it's not. Why, oh why does Joe Godlweski have to be from my home state?
CRESAPTOWN, Md. (Map, News) - You've heard of kosher salt? Now there's a Christian variety.
Retired barber Joe Godlewski says he was inspired by television chefs who repeatedly recommended kosher salt in recipes. "I said, 'What the heck's the matter with Christian salt?'" Godlewski said, sipping a beer in the living room of his home in unincorporated Cresaptown, a western Maryland mountain community. By next week, his trademarked Blessed Christians Salt will be available at http://www.memphi.net</em></a>, the Web site of Memphis, Tenn.-based seasonings manufacturer Ingredients Corporation of America. Source. I wish this were a joke, I really do. This poor, poor idiot thinks Kosher salt actually has something to do with the Jews. Please, please, please... Can we give Western MD to West Virginia? I think they'd be better life partners!
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| New T-Mobile Ad Campaign Features Dog Killers |
[01 Mar 2009|12:45am] |
The new T-Mobile ad campaign, featuring a wife who is explaining to her husband that she changed their cellular phone plan, shed's some scary light on a horrible plight in this world: Domestic animal abuse.
In the commercial, the man claims that he "hates commitment".
The wife then says, "We've been married for 40 years." The husband then impolitely cuts her off, stating "38", in reference to how long they've been married.
Continuing, the wife says "We've had eleven bull dogs, all named Steve."
Well, folks, what the fuck is that right there? ELEVEN dogs in thirty-eight years? 11 DOGS IN 38 YEARS.
If you take care of a dog, it's going to live at least nine years, most-likely. And small and mid-sized dogs tend to live longer. The dogs these people own aren't even living 4 years, on average!
I demand that T-Mobile removes this awful commercial, which highlights and maybe even PROMOTES animal abuse!
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| Why was I not shocked? |
[24 Feb 2009|03:45pm] |
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When watching Fox news last night (local, not the cable channel - I wanted to find out about the McDonalds employee selling pot, which they advertised during House), that 76% of people that called in to their telephone poll said that Baltimore City would be wrong to extend the time people have to pay their mortgage before foreclosure.
76% said "NO".
70-6... %!
And some of the comments that they read? OMG. "This will simply let people not pay their bills and make them lazy."
WTF? Seriously?
The law right now allows companies to foreclose in 30 days after a missed payment. 30 days! 30 days, and these people think that extending that at all would be the end of the fucking world!
I'm thinking that a lot of the the people that routinely watch Fox News for their news should be shot. With their own guns.
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